Great moments in tv history
The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.
Via did you miss me?
“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents
"who will never be emotionally equipped for hardship, socially retarded, and ugly as fuck" thanks, guys. really.
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
Via did you miss me?
someone finally made a video on how to actually beat flappy bird, no jokes this time
here u go enjoy
i can’t get this to work on my iphone :\
Via I'm Garbage from Trash
how to be a real mAN:
- know five HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONGS off by heart
- tattoo a meme on your body
- fill your body with some blood, mayonnaise works too
- pick up a bus and eat it without socks on
How to be a reaL WOMAN:
- only raise grass pokemon
- paint your walls with deodorant
- don’t ever leave home without your foot
- seven combs
shit, I left my foot in my toaster the day.
These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.
your cashier might be gay
your bartender might be gay
the guy sucking your dick might even be gay
But he said no homo tho
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with vans on. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging vintage or photography. This is real. You can even see the fury in his eyes. The tense muscles in between his fingers. The heavy breathing. reblog this. NOW.in all seriousness thoughM..my heart just stopped… ;~;Guys, you’ve got to reblog this. It’s reality and it needs to be brought to everyone’s attention.I lost a friend to this kind of harassment. I really don’t want to remind myself of everything that happened so I won’t say a word about it. All I will say is, he was one of my best friends and the kindest person I had ever known. The pain I went through after his death was indescribable. I want you all to know that it’s not easing knowing that someone you love had such thoughts that they didn’t deserve living anymore. I’m not good with words at all so please excuse this lousy paragraph I have attempted to write to move you. I am serious though. Don’t ignore this.i’m going to reblog forever.This kills me, please stop this.it seriously hurts to know people say thishow the fuck could you possibly send someone hate, or make rude comments when you know all to well that this could be the outcome, makes me sick. somebody please stop this from happening.ALRIGHT STOP SCROLLING RIGHT NOW. REBLOG THIS. I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE A HIPSTER, SUMMER, PHOTOGRAPHY, BOHO, SURF, WHATEVER BLOG. REBLOG THIS.
One message can push someone over the edge.
Via Lets Cuddle
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
Miss Granger?! o.O
What’s the top one from?
Bling Ring ^^^
CAN WE DISCUSS SNAPE’S FACE PLEASE
"YOU LOOKING FINE, GURL"
"50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, GURL"
Via Love Yourself So No One Has To
in short, fuck tumblr’s attitudes about “grades don’t matter” and “i’m offended because someone is breathing” and “it’s cool to be apathetic and hate everything” because the world doesn’t fucking cater to you guys, you pretentious assholes who expect everything in life to be sugar coated to y’all and you’re gonna have to grow up sometime